Monday May 28, 2012

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    thomyorke

    Tarantino used to live in Japan, and apparantly he was quite obsessed with anime/manga. Then he woke up one morning and said, "what the **** am I doing here?" and headed back to the States and being a famous director. So he indeed understands the vicissitudes of the gaijin life. I think he enjoys playing the samurai-loving, totally geeked out gaijin.

    Posted in: 'Uncle' Tarantino becomes newest member of Softbank's 'White Family'

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    thomyorke

    Poor old man....

    Posted in: Ex-gangster held after beating customer to death in Thai restaurant in Tokyo

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    thomyorke

    Thats what they get for wasting our time with their idol act.

    Posted in: All 7 members of girls group Berryz Workshop catch flu

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    thomyorke

    Someone should tell him never to listen to it, lest his brain cells be rapidly obliterated.

    Posted in: Robert Pattinson sparkles in the 'Twilight' zone

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    thomyorke

    All you English teachers, be warned: Start looking for a new line of work ASAP

    Posted in: NEC unveils eyewear translator

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    thomyorke

    Bwahahaha so random. Lets say hello to the sponser of the week!!

    Posted in: Sports shoes

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    thomyorke

    Haha, Japanese crimes are hillarious. Retarded criminals and inept cops (6 months to catch a flasher who was spotted in the same place for 6 months) make many laughs for the gaijin watching from the side

    Posted in: Fukushima flasher caught red-handed by female police officer

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    thomyorke

    That thing in the middle would be considered a midgit in most nations.

    And yeah, 2009 must have been a slow year for er, new faces.

    Posted in: Junpei Mizobata named 'Face of the Year'

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    thomyorke

    Nothing in this story makes any sense. Why would the owner trust these douches to pay and just keep giving them bentos for a month? How do you stay in a hotel multiple times without paying? And what kinda dipwad gang members eat and run? Sometimes nothing in Japan makes any sense :(

    Posted in: Hungry gang members eat 351 lunches and run

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    thomyorke

    more proof that the Japanese will buy ANYTHING!

    Posted in: The wackiest Japanese beauty products ever

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    thomyorke

    The problem is that there is no one to tell these guys to GROW UP

    Posted in: Manga men

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    thomyorke

    Good to know that somebody is unafraid to speak the truth about the violence and backwardness that is the current state of Islam. Of course he will be met with protests, but that is because he is not afraid to expose this.

    Posted in: Dutch anti-Islam lawmaker due in Britain

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    thomyorke

    tried it, its excellent!

    Posted in: Tropicana Homemade style pear blend

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    thomyorke

    Give the kid a break. He was just trying to relax and have a good time, and smoking in your car is a way better way to do it than all of the too-drunk to walk salaryman stumbling into you on the streets or on the train. That said, Japan is one of the strictest advanced countries in the world on marijuana and that wont change anytime soon so its not even worth trying to obtain weed here.

    Posted in: High school student caught with cannabis resin

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    thomyorke

    Lol only in Japan. The most pathetic, weak and dumb criminals in the world. And thats a good thing, actually!

    Posted in: 77-year-old woman scares off would-be robber in Osaka

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    thomyorke

    "Hello, Im a Japanese pop star. Ill do anything if Toyota pays me, no matter how much I have to sell-out! Yay Capitalism!"

    Posted in: Toyota’s Corolla an inspiration for Ami Suzuki’s new song 'Kiss Kiss Kiss'

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    thomyorke

    I`m sorry but I dont see any reason why she is famous in the first place. Seriously, do you actually have to do anything worthwhile, show some skills in ANYTHING to be famous in this country? Apparently not.

    Posted in: Idol chatter

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    thomyorke

    Gap clothes are oversized and useless, but they used to be better in the 90s and I guess basics like undershirts or socks are still buyable. Uniqlo will slowly push them down and out of the market, as their clothing is twice as cheap and higher quality. There are too better and more fashionable stores for Gap to have any reason to exist in Japan.

    Posted in: Yuming and Kurumi mix it up with Gap

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    thomyorke

    The truth is, any Joe Blow foreigner can "model" in Japan just because they look different and exotic. Most foreigners will be approached by modeling agencies especially in Tokyo when out walking in Shibuya, or even sitting in cafes like Dante was. But respect to him for refusing to play roles that stereotype foreigners. Ironic that he became famous as a member of the "White Family" though.

    Posted in: Dante peaks

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    thomyorke

    Hope that professional translating services like Elanex will wipe this country clean of the unintelligible, pathetic English used by Japanese companies in their advertising. Anyone want some "potato flies" with that burger? Didn`t think so.

    Posted in: Nothing lost in translation

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