umbrella said...

umbrella at 01:21 PM JST - 30th March

Thiefrow just successfully confirming its reputation as the world's worst airport.

Posted in Baggage chaos adds to woes at London Heathrow at 01:21 PM JST - 30th March
umbrella at 12:50 PM JST - 29th March

How is it that gold tooth fillings don't show up on these ultra sensitive machines?? They'll be next for extraction from the airport gestapo detail.

Posted in Woman forced to remove nipple ring at Texas airport at 12:50 PM JST - 29th March
umbrella at 12:14 PM JST - 29th March

Did Bin laden realise his activities would lead to nipple ring extractions??

Posted in Woman forced to remove nipple ring at Texas airport at 12:14 PM JST - 29th March
umbrella at 12:13 PM JST - 29th March

You can bet these minimum wage "security" types just love the feeling of power that they are denied in the rest of their lives.

Posted in Woman forced to remove nipple ring at Texas airport at 12:13 PM JST - 29th March
umbrella at 12:09 PM JST - 29th March

Where is all this paranoia leading to?? They'll be looking up our a***s next. This lady should not stand for this outrageous attack on her privacy. Sue 'em for millions.

Posted in Woman forced to remove nipple ring at Texas airport at 12:09 PM JST - 29th March
umbrella at 12:03 PM JST - 29th March

16 years?? Ridiculous. Financial crimes are always much more heavily punished than crimes against the person or murder. If he had raped the museum worker he'd have got at most 4 years and told he was virile. Even a murder wouldn't get 16 years. Just shows that cash is god…

Posted in S Korean man gets 16 years for gold theft at 12:03 PM JST - 29th March
umbrella at 01:49 PM JST - 28th March

"It’s time we just cut to the chase and went back to war." Great, quote of the day or even century.

Posted in New English textbook takes up Superman, Anpanman to compare cultures at 01:49 PM JST - 28th March
umbrella at 01:43 PM JST - 28th March

na, I heard it was the red hot used panties machines....

Posted in Vending machines catch fire in central Tokyo business district at 01:43 PM JST - 28th March
umbrella at 01:34 PM JST - 28th March

I'm sure Mr Big will show this despicable character the errors of his ways when they meet up at the showers....

Posted in Stabbing spree suspect reportedly not repentant at 01:34 PM JST - 28th March
umbrella at 08:57 AM JST - 28th March

that should be "can't HANDLE" the pressure to conform"

Posted in 18-year-old arrested for pushing man to death from train platform at Okayama at 08:57 AM JST - 28th March