Monday May 28, 2012

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    xenophobic

    This is all a cultural misunderstanding....If Israel doesn't have a sense of humor...well, then the hell with 'em. 

     These repeated rocket attacks into Northern Israel are but  a little Hamas expression of  fun and games!

    Being that the entire Middle East is essentially a 7th century theme park, and having observed similar festivities first hand, let me explain.

    The fun starts when the slowest camel in the oasis is selected by a revered tribal elder and a rocket propelled grenade is inserted into, ah, um......well, where no camel would like to have a rocket propelled grenade inserted, and the animal is then trotted about the encampment by the rope attached to his nose ring in a tight circle, picking up speed as a slow fuse is lit on the improvised explosive device protruding from the camel... once the propellent ignites, the camel takes off like he's got a J.A.T.O booster strapped on his back, which in fact he does, pirouetting skywards as the tribal elder takes cover, and the camel, due to the momentum circles the wadi several times before detonation. Once detonation occurs, the children, who by this time have been awakened in their tents by their parents, stack their little Kalashnikovs and run out squealing with joy and laughter to the impact crater and regions beyond where the camel landed and collect choice bits and pieces of the camel,(the nose, the spleen, the testicles, the eyes), all collected for a nutritious Ramadan soup only eaten after sundown. All the while chanting, "Ach Rachnoph al'Saleem, Ach Rachnoph al' Saleem!!!" (roughly translated, "so do to Israel, Lord!, So do to Israel, Lord )

    Its a bit like a Pinata, ....only you get soup. 

    Hamas and their Hezbollah handlers  are only trying to 'share the fun' with Israel,  but Israel seemingly isn't getting the joke... all the while never forgetting their stated objective of "Driving Israel into the Sea".  It's in their constitution and by-laws... It's not just rhetoric.

So...if Israel finds herself on a little hunting expedition in Gaza stopping the rockets (270 at last count, this weekend), that are raining down death on their civilian population in Northern Israel,  you might want to think about cutting her a little slack.

    Remember Israel, Lord...for she is small (and at the moment, fairly pissed.)

    Posted in: Israeli attacks on Gaza complicate Obama's Mideast policy

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